Ganked it from who stole it from her twin, who got it from someone else.


1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
NEVER! I hate those torture devices...

2. Do you enjoy drama?
Depends on how long it goes on.

3. Are you a girly girl?:
...You're kidding, right?

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
...I don't remember. I don't give hugs.

5. Small or large purses?:
O-O I don't have one.

6. Are you short?:
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL?!

7. Do you like somebody:
Yup. But he's a fictional character.

8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
I'd rip out their spine and force-feed it to them.

9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
Yeah, dirty socks feel weird.

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
Lol, an awesome excuse to cosplay.

11. Are you double jointed?:
Only my toes.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
On my roof...or in a tree...I fell asleep on a camel once...

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
Yeah. He's currently indisposed.

14. Is there a rumor going around about you?:
That if you touch my ass you'll die.

15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
Yup. It's fun.

16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?:
I don't really give two shits.


"X" Marks the Spot:

[ ] I do wear make up. (depends on the occasion)
[x] I have cried at a movie theatre. (THAT MOVIE WAS DAMN DEPRESSING!)
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[ ] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.(I sound like a barking dog.)
[x] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like country (some, not all)
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
[x] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.


Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that your wearing?:
I'm not wearing one. The one that I will wear is the same color as my skin, peach.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?:
I like tiny white haired guys, short-tempered blond midgets, and red pineapples. (anybody get the reference?)

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
Nope.

4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:
Yep. Speaking of, I need to pants one of them, excuse me...

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
Nope.

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?:
Yep. One of my toes is a little longer than it should be...NO! HELL NO!

7. Do you like your life?:
I wish it were more eventful...

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
No...

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
Yup.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?:
More boys than girls. Guys throw better LAN parties...girls always want to talk about BOYS and FEELINGS...who DOES that?!

11. How long have you had Facebook?:
I don't have one and never will..why does everyone assume everyone else has a Facebook?

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?:
Yup. It was fun. I pimp slapped him too, so that was a double whammy for me.

13. What are your biggest fears?:
Furbies. I'm serious.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
Yes, actually...

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
...What? Sorry, I was thinking about a certain blond midget, could you ask the question again?

16. Do you believe in the saying "Once a cheater, always a cheater”?:
No.

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
...Sure?

18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
...Have you seen what they go through?!

19. Are you currently missing someone?:
Yes, more than anything. T^T

This guy or that guy? Pick one.

Punk/Goth or Gangster?:
Punk/Goth

Preppy or Cowboy?:
COWBOY!

Face or Body?:
Both, please.

Sweet or Sexy?:
Sweet AND sexy, but mostly sweet.

Well-educated or Dropout?:
Well-educated, durrr.

Armani or Abercrombie?:
NEITHER!

City-slicker or Rural Guy?:
Don't care.

Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?:
I DON'T CARE.

Contacts or Glasses?:
Doesn't matter.


More Questions.

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?:
Neither!

02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?:
WTF are those?

04. Skirts or pants?:
Pants FTW!

05. Socks or leggings?:
Socks, man...

06. Hoodies or jackets?:
Hoodies WOOT!

07. Heels or sneakers?:
Sneakers! Heels are weapons, not footwear...

08. Straight or curly hair?:
I've got straight, so I guess that works.

09. Hoop or dangling earrings?:
Studs.

10. White or black?:
Black.

11. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?:
WTF are those?

12. Smoothies or lattes?:
Smoothies! ^^

13. Diet or regular sodas?:
REGULAR!!! F*** DIET!

15. Pearls or diamonds?:
Pearls.

16. Vintage or boho?:
Vintage, WTF is boho?

17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?:
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

18. Lindsay or Hilary?:
...?

19. Ipod or cell phone?:
Ipod, please.

20. Friends or family?:
My friends are my family, so both!

21. Lip gloss or lip stick?:
How about my peppermint chapstick?

22. Manicure or pedicure?:
Ick. I don't like people touching my hands or feet, so NEITHER.

23. Tiffany’s or Chanel?:
Eh?

24. Love or peace?:
LOVE AND PEACE! *crosses fingers*

25. Sunglasses or purses?:
Sunglasses, dur.

Funny or Serious?:
A mix of both.

Romantic or Daredevil?:
How 'bout a romantic daredevil?

Cute or Hot?:
A mixture of both, of course.

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?:
Again, no particular preference.

Long Hair or Short Hair?:
Depends on the guy.

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?:
I. DON'T. CARE.

Clean-cut or Rough?:
Meaniiiiinng...?

Good Dancer or Good Singer?:
Why should that matter?

Basketball Player or Football Player?:
How 'bout neither?

Jock or Rebel?:
I'd rather him be a Rebel.

Smoker or Non-smoker?:
Non-smoker!

Druggie or Clean?:
Clean, duh.

Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?:
I could care less. How about a nice BICYCLE.

Beard/Moustache or Clean-shaven?
Clean-shaven!

Younger or Older?:
I prefer younger, actually.

Player or Loyal?:
LOYAL, duh!